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Θέμα: Foithtiko...



(nil): John Kerkines (jkerk(@)arnold.chem.uoa.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 23 Μάι 2000 - 10:34:27 EEST

Symplhrwma sta poly wraia anekdota toy Mr. Kyritsis (ta episthmonikou
periexomenou!!)

Kapoioi kanoyn mia ereyna gia to poso grhgora mporei na mathei kaneis
kinezika...
Phgainoyn loipon se ena panepisthmio kai rotoyn enan taktiko kathighth.
_Se poso xrono nomizete oti mporeite na mathete kinezika?
_Ma nomizo pos ta kinezika einai mia poly dyskolh glossa, toys leei o
taktikos, xreiazontai toylaxiston 5 xronia...
H idia erothsh egine sth synexeia kai se enan anaplhroth, se enan epikoyro
kai se enan lektora kai me thn seira apanthsan:
Anaplhroths: "Einai mia poly dyskolh glossa, 4 xronia toylaxiston"
Epikoyros:"Einai dyskola ta kinezika, thelo toylaxiston 2 xronia!"
Lektoras:" Ena xrono sigoyra!..."
Prin teleiosei h ereyna toys erxetai kai h idea na rothsoyn enan foithth na
doyn aytos posa xronia xreiazetai mia poy o taktikos kathighths xreiazetai 5...

Foithths:" Kinezika ? Se poses meres einai oi exetaseis ? ..."

Filika
Yiannis

--
Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Speech by Prof. Zolotas
 ''Kyrie, It is Zeus' anathema on our epoch for the dynamism of our economies 
and the heresy of our economic methods and policies that we should agonize
between the Scylla of numismatic plethora and the Charybdis of economic 
anaemia. It is not my idiosyncrasy to be ironic or sarcastic but my diagnosis 
would be that politicians are rather cryptoplethorists. Although they 
emphatically stigmatize numismatic plethora, energize it through their tactics
and practices.
 Our policies have to be based more on economic and less on political
criteria. Our gnomon has to be a metron between political, strategic and
philanthropic scopes. Political magic has always been anti-economic. 
 In an epoch characterized by monopolies, oligopolies, menopsonies, monopoli-
stic antagonism and polymorphous inelasticities, our policies have to be more 
orthological. But this should not be metamorphosed into plethorophobia which is 
endemic among academic economists. Numismatic symmetry should not antagonize 
economic acme. A greater harmonization between the practices of the economic and
numismatic archons is basic.
 Parallel to this, we have to synchronize and harmonize more and more our 
economic and numismatic policies pan-ethnically.
 These scopes are more practical now, when the prognostics of the political and
economic barometer are halcyonic.
 The history of our didymous organisations in this sphere has been didactic and
their gnostic practices will always be a tonic to the polyonymous and 
idiomorphous ethnical economics. The genesis of the programmed organisations 
will dynamize these policies. I sympathise, therefore, with the aposties and 
the hierarchy of our organisations in their zeal to programme orthodox economic
and numismatic policies, although I have some logomachy with them. I apologize
for having tyrannized you with my hellenic phraseology. In my epilogue, I
emphasize my eulogy to the philoxenous autochthons of this cosmopolitan
metropolis and my encomium to you, kyrie, and the stenographers.'' 
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