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Θέμα: First wedding night..



(nil): Aggelosp2000(@)in.gr
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 01 Ιούν 2000 - 14:07:11 EEST

Δυστυχώς αν μεταφραστεί θα χαλάσει ,αλλά αξίζει τον κόπο (χεχε)

Maria had just got married and she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding
night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother
reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and
he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony
took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs
to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."
"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother, "all good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When
she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy
legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother."Mama, Mama, Tony took
off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have
hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."
So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and
on his left foot he was missing three toes.When Maria saw this, she ran
downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"
"Stay here and stir the pasta," the mother says. "This is a job for Mama!"

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.Aggelos.

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