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Θέμα: Bill gates & engineers



(nil): Aggelosp2000(@)in.gr
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 02 Ιούν 2000 - 11:33:41 EEST

Q. How many microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, Bill grates simply redefines darkness as the new industry standard!

* How to clean your mouse...

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field
engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo
was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)
therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it
may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this
procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained
personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by
examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and
harder than foreign balls.
Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of
the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are
not
usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden
discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It
is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls
should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

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.Aggelos.

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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Marty McFly: Μισό λεπτό, Doc, θες να πεις ότι η μητέρα μου με γουστάρει;
Doctor Emmet Brown: Ακριβώς.
Marty McFly: Αυτό είναι βαρύ.
Doctor Emmet Brown: Πάλι αυτή η λέξη - "βαρύ". Γιατί τα πράγματα είναι τόσο
βαριά στο μέλλον; Υπάρχει κάποιο πρόβλημα με την βαρυτική έλξη της γης;
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