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Θέμα: a Jewish genie



(nil): ABRAMOPOULOS I . . .> (bxxel(@)avfc.com)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 22 Ιούν 2000 - 21:30:32 EEST

This Black guy was walking down 125th Street, kicking rubbish out of his way, when he spotted something that gleamed
strangely. It turned out to be an oddly shaped brass bottle. When he rubbed it, a Jewish genie appeared.
"I'll give you two wishes" intoned the genie (not the usual three wishes; after all, it is a Jewish genie).
"Far out" says the Black guy, "First, I'm sick of being Black - I wanna be White, uptight and out-of-sight. Second, seein'
how I love having women hanging around me all the time - I wanna to be surrounded by sweet, warm pussy".
So the genie turned him into a tampon.
The moral of the story? You don't get anything from a Jew without strings being attached.

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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Να μιλάς ψιθυριστά και να έχεις μαζί σου ένα μεγάλο σπαθί.
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