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Θέμα: How did the chicken cross the road?



(nil): ABRAMOPOULOS I . . .> (bxxel(@)avfc.com)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 24 Ιούν 2000 - 13:30:41 EEST

How did the chicken cross the road?
 WIN 2000:
  Where is the chicken ?

 Win 98:
 This chicken is gone
 
 NT Chicken:
 Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
 
 OS/2 Chicken:
 It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet
 that nobody noticed.
 
 Win 95 Chicken:
 You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook
 it and it still tastes like ... chicken.
 
 Microsoft Chicken (TM):
 It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the
 road.
 
 OOP Chicken:
 It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
 
 Assembler Chicken:
 First it builds the road ...
 
 C Chicken:
 It crosses the road without looking both ways.
 
 C++ Chicken:
 The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him
 on the other side.
 
 VB Chicken:
 USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)
 
 Delphi Chicken:
 The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
 
 Java Chicken:
 If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will
 download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)
 
 Web Chicken:
 Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
 
 Gopher Chicken:
 Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
 
 Newton Chicken:
 Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it
 across the road in your pocket !
 
 Cray Chicken:
 Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it
 in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully
 cooked.
 
 Quantum Logic Chicken:
 The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the
 road until you observe it on the side of your course.
 
 Lotus Chicken:
 Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do !
 
 Mac Chicken:
 No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so
 there's no way to tell it to.
 
 Al Gore Chicken:
 Waiting for completion of NCI (National Chicken-crossing
 Infrastructure) and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming he's
 re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the program.

 COBOL Chicken:
 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
 IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN
 PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
 VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
 ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
 ELSE
 GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

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