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(nil): ABRAMOPOULOS I . . .> (bxxel(@)avfc.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 05 Ιούλ 2000 - 20:04:42 EEST

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of
land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise
it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on
his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Damn", Sam thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what
should I wear?"
Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."

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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
> Είμαι ανόητος... Τουλάχιστον αυτό (το bug) μου πήρε 5 λεπτά να το βρω...
Σίγουρα, ο Linus αναφέρεται στην ανοησία που εμείς οι υπόλοιποι θαυμάζουμε.
			Bruce Perens απαντώντας στο mail του Linus για ένα
bug στο kernel
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