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(nil): Pappas, Vasileios (v.pappas(@)autover.nl)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 23 Αύγ 2000 - 18:12:25 EEST

Μία παραλλαγή στην ιστορία του Κωνσταντίνου,

A Little Nature Story:
There's a lake in the woods and a fly is flying over the water. There's
a
fish in the water, and he thinks, if the fly drops two inches, I can
jump
out of the waterand eat the fly. There's also a bear beside the river
and he
thinks, if that fly drops two inches, the fish will jump out of the
water,
and I can eat the fish. There's a hunter in the woods and he thinks, if
that
fly drops two inches, the fish will jump out the water, the bear will go
after the fish, and I can shoot thebear. There's a mouse behind the
hunter,
and he thinks, if that fly drops two inches, the fish will jump out the
water, the bear will go after the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear,
and
the recoil from the hunter's gun will make the ham and cheese sandwich
fall
out ofhis pocket. There's a cat watching the mouse, and he thinks, if
that
fly drops two inches, the fish will jump out the water, the bear will go
after the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the recoil from the
hunter's
gun will make the ham and cheese sandwich fall out of his pocket, and I
can
eat the mouse. So this is what happens: the fly drops two inches, the
fish
jumps for the fly, the bear goes after the fish, the hunter shoots the
bear,
the recoil from the hunter's gun knocks the ham and cheese sandwich out
of
his pocket, the mouse goes after the sandwich, the cat goes after the
mouse,

but something goes wrong and the cat slips in the water, what is the
moral of the story?
"when the fly goes down the pussy gets wet."

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