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Θέμα: Re: merikes parathrhseis pros ta melh ths listas



(nil): KyrilloZzZ (g_par(@)kat.forthnet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 21 Σεπ 2000 - 14:32:38 EEST

Kalhspera kai apo emena...

Einai h prwth fora pou grafw sth lista .. an kai exw graftei prosfata tha
ithela na sxoliasw ena mail pou elava shmera :>

At 08:36 AM 9/21/00 +0200, you wrote:
>Agaphta melh ths listas,
>parakoloy8w th lista edw kai kairo alla ews twra den elaba to 8arros na
gracw. Dystyxws den exw anekdoto alla 8a h8ela na kanw merikes parathrhseis
gia to kalo kai thn proodo ths listas kyriws.

>Exw parathrhsei oti p.x polla melh stelnoyn anekdota me karabia poy
boyliazoyn, aeroplana poy peftoyn klp. 8ewreite ayta ta pragmata asteia; Den
skefteste posoi an8rwpoi exoyn xa8ei se naytika h aeroporika dystyxhmata;
Den skefteste toys syggeneis toys, tis manades toys, toys paterades toys,
t'adelfia toys kai to pws 8a noiwsoyn an parepiptontws diabasoyn th lista;

Dektes oi parathrhseis fantazomai apo tous palaious auths ths listas mias
kai eimai neos kai den mou peftei logos panw sto thema.Alla na rwthsw..
Eimaste ypaitioi pou tha pesei ena aeroplano ? pou tha vithistei ena karavi
? den nomizw.. eksallou to olo skhniko ginetai gia to gelio kai gia na to
gelasei kapios anthrwpos.Mporei na xasame kapion mporei kai oxi.. auto de
shmainei oti tha stamathsei o kosmos na gelaei h tha stamathsoun pote ta
anekdota.Den pisteuw oti proodos sth lista einai "stamathste na grafetai gia
aeroplana kai karavia pou peftoun kai vithizontai".

>Polloi epishs grafoyn anekdota gia jan8ies kai malista tis paroysiazoyn
xalarwn arxwn. Ma kala den skefteste oti kapoioi apo mas mporei na exoyn
mhtera jan8ia, h adelfh jan8ia h arrabwniastikia jan8ia. 8a sas arese esas
na sas poy th mana poytana; Skefteite ta ayta prin gracete tetoia anekdota.

As ta vapsoun allo xrwma na teleiwnei to zhthma :> Ma eimaste sovaroi ?

>Kapoioi alloi grafoyn anekdota gia politikoys. Den skefthkate pote oti otan
koroideyete toys politikoys koroideyete ton idio ton ellhniko lao poy toys
ejeleje kai ayto einai ycisth ybris;

Sigoura vlepeis diaplekomenous, AMAN, Seferlh .. ktl ktl.Satyra ? Ta paidia
edw den nomizw na kanoun tipota paralogo h diaforetiko.Afou ta bgazoun kai
tous kanoun rompa se oloklhro ton ellhniko lao sto xazokouti.. emeis ti
megalutero kako na kanoume ?

>Akoma xeirotera kapoioi diakwmwdoyn th 8rhskeia. Ayto einai apo t'agrafa.
An aytoys den toys noiazei na pane sth kolash giati prepei na baloyn se
peirasmo kai toys alloys; O sebasmos pros th 8rhskeia twn allwn einai ycisth
arxh olwn twn politismenwn koinwniwn kai mia hlektronikh lista den mporei na
apotelesei ejairesh. 8a parakalesw loipon ta melh na to skeftoyn dyo fores
prin steiloyn kapoio anekdoto poy diakwmwdei h periybrizei ta 8eia.

Eilikrina etsi pws exoun ginei ta pragmata kratos-ekklhsia einai na mh gelas
kai na grafeis anekdota ? Arage o xristodoulos giati leei anekdota ? Mallon
thn exei parei xampari hdh ti ginetai...

>Orismena melh epishs koroideyoyn ta zwa. Ta zwakia ta kahmena, den ftanei
poy tosa kai tosa exoyn ypoferei ej aitias toy an8rwpoy prepei na ta
koroideyoyme kai mesa apo mia lista; Den shmainei tipota to oti den mporoyn
na mas diabasoyn. Se ola ta politismena krath ta zwa exoyn pleon apokthsei
to dikaiwma sto sebasmo.

Eimai sigouros oti kai ta "zwakia ta kahmena" pou les an eixan aneptygmeno
IQ kai lista opws emeis tha egrafan kai auta anekdota gia tous antrwpous :>

>Gia na mhn pw gia toys an8rwpoys poy peinane. Einai dynaton bre paidia na
grafete anekdota gia Ai8iopes h Somaloys kai na gelate me thn peina; 8a
8elate na eis8e eseis sth 8esh toys;

Den nomizw na kseroun apo internet kai apo authn thn lista gia na doun ta
anekdota pou grafoume gia auta :> Sygnwmh gia thn omwthta alla pisteuw oti
an mporeis na xariseis ena xamogelo se kapion me ena asteio tou dineis zwh.

>Einai dynato na grafete anekdota gia Ebraioys kai na diakwmwdeite to
olokaytwma; H na ypotimate toys Pontioys. Tosa trabhjan oi kakomoiroi
ycwnontas th fwnh toy ellhnismoy ejw apo ta synora ths patridos, toys
esfajan, toys ediwjan, toys jerizwsan, hr8an sthn Ellada anazhtwntas mia
patrida ki eseis toys koroideyete; Ftoy sas.

Ftoy mas.. ftoy mas.. oi ebraioi.. oi agioi autoi antrwpoi.. pou exoun kanei
ton kosmo mas etsi shmera.. mpravo tous kai ftou mas.Den exw na pw tipota
gia tous pontious.. as einai kala me th xara kai to gelio pou mas prosferoun.

>Akoma xeirotero einai na diakwmwdeite kapoia epaggelmata. Ola ayta ta
anekdota gia dikhgoroys, mhxanikoys, giatroys klp einai paradekta. Oi
kakomoiro oi dikhgoroi einai kaloi otan toys exoyme anagkh etsi; Mas
yperaspizontai stis dyskoloteres stigmes, otan h kratikh ejoysia 8elei na
mas balei fylakh. Den einai swsto twra poy den eimaste ypodikoi kai
ka8omaste wraia kai kala sthn kareklitsa mas na toys brizoyme.

Prospathise na deis kapia pragmata kai apo allh skopia.Autoi pou mas "swzoun
kai mas yperaspizontai" einai autoi pou epishs theloun "to fakelaki, thn
pisini, to ladwma, ta fraga" pou leme gia na energhsoun.E mh tous bgazoume
kai agious pia..

>Den moy'rxete ayth th stigmh kati allo alla 8a mporoysa na pw gia polla.
Den 8elw oyte na proteinw oyte na epiballw kanenos eidoys logokrisia sth
lista. 8elw mono na ka8hsete kai na skefteite.

Eidh sxoliases para polla pragmata.. Apla me auth thn logikh de tha yphrxan
anekdota na grapsoume oute kan na gelasoume.Amfivalw an tha yphrxe auth kan
h lista... sygxwreste me gia to epithetiko yfos mou sto reply autou tou mail
alla to olo mail to vrhka ena megalo anekdoto.Elpizw o typos pou egrapse to
mail apla na mh to egrapse sta sovara... Eilikrina.. hsoun kala otan to
egrafes h eixes piei ? :>

Ante parte kai ena mikro.

Duo skoulikia sto nekrotafeio :

   - Ti les, pame se kanena nekro gia mpiftekaki ?
   - Mpa egw lew na paw ston Papandreou na paiksw hlektronika.

Telika gia tous ekswghinous tha mporoume na grafoume anekdota h tha tous
peiraksei ?

KyrilloZzZ®

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