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Θέμα: Kaneis allos gia mpura????



(nil): Flokas, Giannis (Y.Flokas(@)csd.ase.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 25 Σεπ 2000 - 14:00:59 EEST

Kalimera se olous kai kali evdomada.

Den to metafrazw sta ellinika giati den tha einai to idio asteio. Deikste
katanoisi kai gelaste.

> This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although
> very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his
> old
> buddies, so he says to his new wife,
> "Honey, I'll be right back..."
> "Where are you going coochy coo...?" asked the wife.
> "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."
> The wife says to him, "You want a beer my love?"
> Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different
> kinds of beer brands from
> 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think
> of saying
> is, "Yes, loolie loolie...but the bar.... you know...the frozen glass..."
> He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by
> saying, "You want a frozen glass puppy face?"
> She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was
> getting chills holding it.
> The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
> they have
> those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll
> be
> right back. I promise. OK?"
> "You want hors d'oeuvres poochi pooh?" She opens the oven and takes
> out 15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a
> blanket,
> mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
> "But sweet honey...at the bar...you know...the swearing, the dirty words
> and all that..."
> "You want dirty words cutie pie? OK HERE...., DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER
> IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES, BECAUSE
> YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT ASSHOLE?!!"
>
>
>
>

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