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Θέμα: Stephen Hawking



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Ημερομηνία: Τετ 27 Σεπ 2000 - 12:37:11 EEST

Kai ekth kai evdomh...

Hmoun mia fora se mia lecture tou Stephen Hawking sto Cambridge, kai arxizei
ws e3hs:

" Loipon oloi prepei na eiste familiar me to 12-dimensional
supergravitational field, pou periegrapsa sthn prohgoumenh lecture..."

Fusika oloi to 3erame...mono pou merikoi shkw8hkan kai efugan amesws, kai
sto telos mono enas eixe to kouragio na kanei mia erwthsh, pou opws
katalavainete apanth8hke me analogo tropo...Milame gia koino episthmonwn oxi
foithtwn...

By the way, ri3te mia matia se kapoies lectures edw, gia na deite ti
shmainei 'brain power'...
http://www.hawking.org.uk/lectures/lindex.html

Akis

-----Original Message-----
From: Diamond [mailto:impexpa(@)otenet.gr]
Sent: Wednesday, 27 September 2000 09:26
To: Joke of the Day ...
Subject: JotD... Ma8hmatikoi....

Kalhmera sas listopoyla... (petaw sporakia gia na mazeyteite trigyrw)
Meta apo mia syzhthsh poy eixa shmera me enan listh shmera, 8ymh8hka mia
fash poy egine sta TEI poy eimoyna.

Mpainei mesa o ma8hmatikos kai arxizei na paradidei... Panikoblhtoi emeis
grafoyme, grafoyme, grafoyme....
Kapoia stigmh jekinaei thn ekfwnhsh mias askhshs, kai menoyme kokkalo!
-Fantasteite enan ndiastato xwro.......
**GKNTOYF** Katw oi maseles... Koitazame dejia, aristera na doyme kapoion na
to katalabe...... Mas koitazei aytos, kai h antidrash toy htan,
-Ma kala! Den mporeite na fantasteite enan ndiastato xwro?????? Ti hr8ate na
kanete edw??? (emeis na ginoyme oinologoi eixame paei, alla tespa!)
Parepiptontws, ekei ema8a oti yparxei kai tetarth diastash sto xwro! An
jerei kaneis kamia pempth, as moy pei...
Filika Mixalhs...

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H Ebelyn (to rompot ths listas) grafei :
      MEGA  PANEPISTHMIO THS XOYZOYRAS, SXOLH  TEMPELIKWN  EPISTHMWN
		  TO DIPLWMA AYTO APONEMETAI  SE ESENA
POY  AFOY  EJETASTHKES  STIS  PTYXIAKES EJETASEIS KA8ISMENOS KAI ORKIS8HKES
PWS PANTOTE  8A  THREIS  KAI  8A  DIAKHRYTEIS  TON DEKALOGO  THS TEMPELIKHS
EPISTHMHS, KRI8HKES  AJIOS  TOY  BA8MOY ARISTA  ( 10 )
                      O  DEKALOGOS  EINAI  O  EJHS:
1.  Na agapas to krebati soy opws ton eayto soy.
2.  Na anapayesai th mera, wste na apolambaneis ton ypno soy to brady.
3.  Otan deis kapoion na jekoyrazetai, boh8hse ton.
4.  Ka8e doyleia einai prospa8eia poy prepei na apofeygetai.
5.  Mhn kaneis shmera, ayto poy mporeis na anabaleis gia ayrio.
6.  Kane oso mporeis ligoteres kinhseis.
7.  O,ti 8a eprepe na kaneis, afhse na to kanei kapoios allos.
8.  Kanenas den pe8ane apo yperbolikh anapaysh.
9.  An ais8an8eis dia8esh gia ergasia, japlwse kai perimene na perasei.
10. 8ymhsoy: Zoyme gia na anapayomaste.
              XOYZOYRIA  STIS........................................199..
  O  PRYTANHS			   O  KOSMHTORAS
Dr. Arxitempelhs        	IWANNHS TEMPELXANAS
(Oi parapanw ypegracan me neyma h japlwtoi )
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κώδικα.
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