JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: Όταν Μεγαλώσουμε Αρκετά;



(nil): ABRAMOPOULOS (bxxel(@)avfc.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 29 Σεπ 2000 - 09:26:24 EEST

Τι μας Περιμένει όταν Μεγαλώσουμε Αρκετά (Sorry-πολύ μακρύ για να
μεταφρασθή)
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· OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties
· OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance
· OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted
· OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part
· OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted
· OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history
· OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver
· OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures
· OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate
· OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world
· OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay
· OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest
· OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan
· OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty
· OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap
· OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling
· OLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz off
· OLD BIKERS never die, but they're hard on tires
· OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away
· OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away
· OLD BOOKKEEPERS never die, they just lose their figures
· OLD BOOKS never die, they just go out-of-print
· OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter
· OLD BRAKES never die, they just grind down
· OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just lose their finesse
· OLD BRIDGE PLAYERS never die, they just sit around on their fat aces
· OLD BUDGETS never die, they are fillibustered
· OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away
· OLD BURGLARS never die, they just steal away
· OLD BUSINESSES never die, they just get consolidated
· OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved
· OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground
· OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out
· OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive
· OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically
· OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react
· OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes
· OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just reach equilibrium
· OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just smell that way
· OLD CLEANING PEOPLE never die, they just kick the bucket
· OLD COMPOSERS never die, they just decompose
· OLD COMPUTER PEOPLE never die, they just lose their memory
· OLD COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte the dust
· OLD COOKS never die, they just get deranged
· OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on EXPRESSing it! -
· OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire
· OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over
· OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six
· OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away
· OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged
· OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties
· OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull
· OLD DIETERS never die, they just waist away
· OLD DIVERS never die, they just extend their bottom time
· OLD DIVERS never die, they just flop
· OLD DIVERS never die, they just get board
· OLD DIVERS never die, they just lose their spring
· OLD DOCTORS never die, they just lose their patience
· OLD EDITORS do it with a red pen
· OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times
· OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz
· OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact
· OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...
· OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings
· OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White
· OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycled
· OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold feet
· OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just go cold
· OLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghost
· OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed
· OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away
· OLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathers
· OLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go limp
· OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tired
· OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way
· OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone
· OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket
· OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away
· OLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their cool
· OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
· OLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishes
· OLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retire
· OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just recrystalize
· OLD GHOST TOWNS never die, they become desolate
· OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their balls
· OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive
· OLD GRAPHIC ARTISTS never die, they just de-rez
· OLD GYMNASTS never die, they just take longer to mount
· OLD HAMS never die, they just get grounded
· OLD HARDWARE ENGINEERS never die, they just cache in their chips
· OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just vanish into Finn Air
· OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away
· OLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that way
· OLD HOCKEY PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal
· OLD HOMEBREWERS never die, they just ferment away
· OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED
· OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just imagine it
· OLD HYPOCHONDRIACS never die, they just lose their grippe
· OLD IMMORTALS [vampires, whatever] never die, they just...don't
· OLD INTERPRETERS (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off
· OLD INVESTORS never die, they just roll over
· OLD JOKES never die, they just get retold by the young
· OLD JOURNALISTS never die, they just get de-pressed
· OLD KAYAKERS never die, they just roll back over, and do it again
· OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch out
· OLD KIDS never die, they just adulterate
· OLD KIDS never die, they just grow up
· OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off their metal
coils
· OLD LASER PHYSICISTS never die, they just become incoherent
· OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their appeal
· OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs
· OLD LIBRARIANS never die, their computers have Fatal Errors
· OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just check out
· OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just get re-shelved
· OLD LIBRARIANS never die, they just lose their references
· OLD LIGHT BULBS never die, they just blink out
· OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under
· OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structures
· OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just disappear
· OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just float away
· OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just make a big production of it
· OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change color
· OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselves
· OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs
· OLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
· OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate
· OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangent
· OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functions
· OLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just visiting their friends
· OLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone else to take their place
· OLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to hell to regroup
· OLD METEORS never die, they just burn up
· OLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose their whey
· OLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out to pastor
· OLD MP's never die, they just attain peerage
· OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose
· OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out
· OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar
· OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line
· OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed
· OLD OWLS never die, they just don't give a hoot
· OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces
· OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas
· OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home
· OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing
· OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off
· OLD PILOTS never die, they just go to a higher plane
· OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction
· OLD PLASTIC never dies, they just recycle it
· OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain
· OLD POLICEMEN never die, they just cop out
· OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zip
· OLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the type
· OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it
· OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompile
· OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with life
· OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits
· OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just lose their memory
· OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just move to new addresses
· OLD PROGRAMMING WIZARDS never die, they just recurse
· OLD PROPANE TANKS never die, they just run out of gas
· OLD PROSITUTES never die, they just fake away...
· OLD PUNTERS never die, they just go horse
· OLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just fade back and pass away
· OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go to pieces
· OLD QUILTERS never die, they just go under cover
· OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receiving
· OLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derail
· OLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry up
· OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
· OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
· OLD SALESMEN never die, they just go out of commission
· OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals
· OLD SCOTS never die, but they can be kilt
· OLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marbles
· OLD SEAMSTRESSES never die, they just come to the point
· OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their vision
· OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away
· OLD SHEETROCKERS (dry wallers) never die, they just hang around
· OLD SHOES MAKERS never die, they just lose their sole
· OLD SKIERS never die, but they go downhill fast
· OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal
· OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kick
· OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just fade away
· OLD SOLDIERS never die, they just smell that way
· OLD SOLDIERS never die, young ones do
· OLD SOURDOUGHS never die, they just ferment away
· OLD SPELUNKERS never die, they just cave in
· OLD STEELMAKERS never die, they just lose their temper
· OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
· OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just fall off their blocks
· OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke
· OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just kick-off
· OLD SYSTEM USERS never die, they just chdir to NULL
· OLD TANNERS never die, they just go into hiding
· OLD TAPE DISPENSERS never die, they just get used up
· OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class
· OLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringing
· OLD THERMODYNAMICISTS never die, they just achieve their state -
                      - of maximum entropy
· OLD TIRE TUBES never die, they just get punctured
· OLD TRASH never dies, they just bury it
· OLD TRIGONOMETRY TEACHERS never die, they just lose their identities
· OLD TROMBONISTS never die - they just slide away...
· OLD TRUCK DRIVERS never die; they just get a new Peterbilt
· OLD TV SHOWS never die, they just get rerun on Nickelodeon
· OLD TV SOAP STARS never die, they become pathetic
· OLD GOAL UMPIRES never die, they just get flagged down
   - umpires as in Australian Rules Football
· OLD USENETTERS never die, they just become unresponsive
· OLD VACATIONERS never die, they just don't come back
· OLD VIOLINISTS never die - they just become unstrung.
· OLD VOICEMAIL SYSTEMS never die, they just stop answering
· OLD WANTS never die, they become needs
· OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time
· OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just unwind
· OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just wind down
· OLD WEATHERMEN never die, they reign forever
· OLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS never die, they just get disgorged
· OLD WOOL COATS never die, they just become mothballed
· OLD WRESTLERS never die, they just lose their grip
· OLD YACHTSMEN never die, they just keel over
WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, -
- but their future is doubtful

 ABRAM.

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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Στο τέλος της ταινίας Scrooged, όταν όλοι τραγουδούν "Put a little love in your
heart", ο Frank (Bill Murray) λέει ανάμεσα στα άλλα: "Τάισέ με, Seymour!".
Αναφέρεται στο Little Shop of Horrors (1986), στο οποίο είχε ένα μικρό ρόλο και
ο ίδιος.
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