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Θέμα: Joke



(nil): ManaHellas(@)aol.com
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 05 Οκτ 2000 - 04:48:01 EEST

Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to
an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over
the earth. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in
order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs
themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was
 therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to
earth to get the different types of drugs. The secret operation is effected
and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven.
Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:

 "Who is it?"
 "It's Paul."
 Jesus opens the door.
 "What did you bring Paul?"
 "Hashish from Morocco."
 "Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"
"It's Mark."
 Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
 "Marijuana from Colombia."
 "Very well son, come in."

 "Who is it?"
"It's Matthew."
 Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Matthew?"
 "Cocaine from Bolivia."
 "Very well son, come in."

 "Who is it?"
 "It's John."
 Jesus opens the door.
 "What did you bring John?"
"Crack from New York."
 "Very well son, come in."

 "Who is it?"
 "It's Luke."
 Jesus opens the door.
 "What did you bring Luke?"
 "Speed from Amsterdam."
 "Very well son, come in."
 
 "Who is it?"
 "It's Judas."
  Jesus opens the door.
 "What did you bring Judas?"
 "The FBI! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"

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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
-Μπαμπά, γιατί οι τραγουδιστές κουνιούνται πέρα-δώθε στη σκηνή;
-Γιατί παιδί μου, είναι πιο δύσκολο να πετύχεις ένα κινούμενο στόχο.
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