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Θέμα: Fw: Enjoy



(nil): Vicky P. (vicky(@)radioproto.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 25 Οκτ 2000 - 13:25:36 EEST

----- Paidia proti fora grafo stin lista - aggliko einai alla kalo
> filakia Vicky.
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> > | McDonald's Job Application |
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> > | This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy |
> > | submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in |
> > | Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and |
> > | funny! |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | NAME: Greg Bulmash |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. |
> > | But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a |
> > | position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the |
> > | first place. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a |
> > | Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not |
> > | possible, make an offer and we can haggle. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | EDUCATION: Yes. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | LAST POSITION HELD: A target for middle management |
> > | hostility. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | SALARY: Less than I'm worth. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of |
> > | stolen pens and post-it notes. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and |
> > | Thursday. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better |
> > | suited to a more intimate environment. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, |
> > | would I be here? |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT |
> > | YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question |
> > | here would be 'Do you have a car that runs?' |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I |
> > | may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House |
> > | Sweepstakes. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in |
> > | the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde |
> > | super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since |
> > | sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE |
> > | BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. |
> > | |
> > | |
> > | SIGN HERE: - Aries. |
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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Μια στο καρφί και μια στο πέταλο.
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