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Θέμα: brakes!



(nil): ABRAMOPOULOS (bxxel(@)avfc.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 03 Νοέ 2000 - 23:58:40 EET

A truck driver came upon a couple making passionate love in the middle of
the road.

He blew his horn, blinked his lights and yet the couple never missed a
stroke! The driver stopped, got out and shouted at them, "Are you crazy,
didn't you here my horn, see my lights, didn't you know I was coming?"
 
The horny young man said, "Yes, I knew you were coming! I knew she was
coming and I knew I was coming! I also knew you were the only one here with
brakes!"

My First Time
 
The sky was dark, the moon was high,
All alone, just her and I.
Her hair was so soft; her eyes so blue,
I knew just what she wanted to do.
Her skin so soft; her legs so fine;
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I didn't know how, but I tried my best;
I started by placing my hands on her breast.
 
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart;
But slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt so shame;
All at once the white stuff came.
At last it's all finished; it's all over now.
My first time ever at milking a cow.

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κατάσταση στην οποία βρίσκεσαι.
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