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Θέμα: Mongolian VD



(nil): Konstantinos Karasardelis (KOTiS(@)egnatia.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 07 Νοέ 2000 - 17:30:52 EET

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very
sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom. A week after arriving back
home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his penis covered with
bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his
doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some
tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
 
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad
news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost
unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little
perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc."
 
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want
a second opinion!" The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if
you want, but surgery is your only choice."
 
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."

The guys says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
 
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor!
American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way. No need
to operate!"
 
"Oh thank God!" the man replies.

 "Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall
off by itself!

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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Κάποιος πάει σε ένα μπαρ μαζί με τον κροκόδειλό του, και ρωτά τον σερβιτόρο:
-Σερβίρονται δικηγόροι εδώ;
-Μα και βέβαια, απαντά ο σερβιτόρος.
-Ωραία, πιάσε μια μπύρα για μένα και ένα δικηγόρο για το κροκοδειλάκι μου.
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