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Θέμα: Θερμοδυναμική στην Κόλαση!



(nil): Duke (assos(@)cwcom.net)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 07 Δεκ 2000 - 20:52:00 EET

ΤΙ ΕΓΙΝΕ ΚΑΛΕ?
Τελικά μόνο η Εβελυν γράφει αστεία?

ΜΠΡΑΒΟ ! το βρήκατε, Φυσικά ο τρίτος περίμενε στο ιατρείο και επειδή ήταν
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ήταν -ΤΕΣΤ ΜΝΗΜΗΣ.- interactive? )

Και καθώς προσέχετε τα πάντα και έχετε καλή μνήμη, το παρακάτω έχει πολλά
αγγλικά.
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Θερμοδυναμική στην Κόλαση!
- πως είναι στην Κόλαση?
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home μια άσκηση for his
graduate students. Είχε μια ερώτηση:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat),
Or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Support your answer with a proof.
Μερικοί σπουδαστές wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some
variant.
Ένας σπουδαστής , however, wrote the following:

Πρώτα, χρειάζεται να ξέρουμε πως, the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, ας δούμε τις διαφορετικές θρησκείες
that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are
not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more
than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell.
Με γεννήσεις και θανάτους στο ποσοστό που είναι, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change
of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to
expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan
during my Freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in Hell before I
sleep with you",
and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having
sexual relations with her, then 2. Cannot be true,
And so Hell is exothermic.
Ο σπουδαστής αυτός got the only A.
(Και εμένα κάτι μου θυμίζει!)
[Duke-dnkroz]

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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Σήμερα κάθε παιδί ξέρει πώς έρχονται τα μωρά.
Οι πελαργοί είναι που δεν ξέρουν.
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