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Θέμα: Γουρουνολογίες



(nil): Kokkinou Aliki (kokkinou(@)intrasoftnet.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 09 Ιαν 2001 - 11:52:48 EET

Καλημέρα και χρόνια πολλά σε όλους.
Το παρακάτω κείμενο μου το έστειλε ένας φίλος.
Αν και είναι αγγλικό το στέλνω στη λίστα, πιστεύω ότι αξίζει τον κόπο!!!

CU
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> ** High Priority **
>
> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
> produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> (Hardly seems worth it)
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> If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
> produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> (Now that's more like it)
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> A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
> (In my next life I want to be a pig)
> (How'd they figure this out, and why?)
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> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> (Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)
> (Still can't get over that pig thing)
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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
> (And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)
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> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> (Hmmmmmmmmm........)
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> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
> left-handed people do.
> (If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)
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> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
> own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
> (From drinking little bottles of...?)
> (Did taxpayers pay for this research??)
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> Polar bears are left handed.
> (Who knew? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)
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> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> (What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)
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> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
> Jumping the length of a football field.
> ( 30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)
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> A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves
> to death.
> (Creepy)
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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
> Its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> (Honey, I'm home. What the....)
> (Well, at least pigs get a break there...)
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> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> (In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity)
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> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> (Oh, geez)
> (That's almost as bad as catfish)
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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
> (I know some people like that.)
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> Starfish don't have brains.
> (I know some people like that too.)
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> After reading all these, all I can say is.............
> Lucky Pigs.
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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Η ιστορία που θα ακούσετε είναι αληθινή.
Μόνο τα ονόματα έχουν αλλάξει για να προστατευθούν οι αθώοι.
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