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(nil): Konstantinos Karasardelis (KOTiS(@)egnatia.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 16 Ιαν 2001 - 09:18:37 EET

Here are some lines women can use to counteract
those tacky pick-up lines used by men.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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