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Θέμα: Πώς ξεχωρίζει ο Έλληνας...



(nil): George Haloulos (royal(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 22 Ιαν 2001 - 20:08:06 EET

Δεν βλέπω να ήρθε το μήνυμα και το ξαναστέλνω...

Roy(@)l

Ζητώ συγγνώμη από τους μη αγγλομαθείς, αλλά έκρινα ότι είχε πιο πολλή πλάκα
ως έχει...

You know you are Greek if...

-can distinguish between kefalotiri and kefalograviera
-you can spell kefalograviera
-are an adult and are forced to be with your family at 12 midnight
on new years eve
-your grandmother/mother/aunt has a miracle cure
for everything
-your mother or father still feels the need to tell you, "katse
 kala" in public
 -you have ever been hit with a pandofla
 -can dance kalamatiano, tsiamiko, zebetiko without music
 -at every point in your life were not talking to at least one
 family member
 -you must name your children after your in-laws
 -you have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family as a
 result of the above
 -you have ever heard the phrase, "Sto leo yia to kalo sou"
 -you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now
 -know what a komboloi is
 -know how to work a komboloi
 -you have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola/yero/pontiki
 when you were little
 -someone in your family owns any type of restaurant
 -your family inheritance includes olive trees
 -you can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the
 McFeta" sandwich

Roy(@)l

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