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Θέμα: Δημιουργία



(nil): Iosif Ziogas (IZiogas(@)infosupport.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 06 Φεβ 2001 - 11:14:03 EET

Γεια σας και καλή δουλειά σε όσους "πήζουν"! :)
 
Ακολουθεί μια παράφραση της δημιουργίας προσαρμοσμένη στο υπολογιστικό
κόσμο. Καθώς είμαστε εξοικειωμένοι με την αγγλική ορολογία το άφησα
χωρίς μετάφραση.
 
 
1. In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he
    created the Word.
2. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed.
    And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good.
3. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened.
    And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places.
    And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.
4. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put

    floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created
computers and
    called them hardware.
5. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and
    big...
    And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory.
6. And God said -I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will
    make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and
    Data.
7. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center;
    And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use
    all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.
8. And God said - It is not Good for the programmer to be alone.
    He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature
    that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and
love
    the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the
User.
9. And the Programmer and the User were left under the naked DOS and it
    was Good.
10. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God.
      And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any

      programs ?
11. And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program
      and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will
      die.
12. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did

      not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become equal to
      God.
      You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of
      your mouse.
13. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and
     easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless -
     since Windows could replace it.
14. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the
     Programmer that it was good.
15. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers.
      And God asked him - What are you looking for? And the Programmer
      answered I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them
in the
      DOS.
     And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows?
     And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to !
16. And God said to Bill - Because of what you did you will be hated by
     all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you.
     And you will always sell Windows.
17. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows
     will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will
     have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the
     Programmers help.
18. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User
      you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and
      you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.
19. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and
     secured it with a password.
20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT

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