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Θέμα: Μερικές κοτσάνες, από τα σπορ,ΤV και τον κόσμο τους,



(nil): ILIAS (bxxel(@)avfc.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 07 Φεβ 2001 - 11:01:58 EET

Μερικές κοτσάνες,«Αυθεντικές»
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"And Nakano tries to avoid being passed by his team-mate Trulli, which
should in fact be quite easy, because Trulli is going more slowly than
his team-mate Nakano"
Murray Walker (Motor Racing F1), ITV

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is
identical" (Murray Walker F1)

"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a
lifetime for that prat" (Ron Atkinson, Soccer)

"Her legs are kept tightly together: she's giving nothing away"
Gymnastics commentator, BBC1

"Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round
numbers" (Murray Walker)

"Playing with wingers is more effective against European sides like Brazil
than English sides like Wales" (Ron Greenwood,Soccer)

"Azinger is wearing an all black outfit: black jumper, blue trousers,
white shoes and a pink 'tea-cosy' hat"
Renton Laidlaw (Golf Commentator)

"Israeli troops have this morning entered the Arab township of Hebron,
in search of the perpetrators of the recent suicide bomb attacks in
Jerusalem, whom they believe are in hiding there"
CNN News

"Zidane is not very happy, because he's suffering from the wind"
Ron Atkinson, Soccer Commentator

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it: you can see it all
over their faces"
Ron Atkinson, Soccer Commentator

"Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored"
Terry Venables, Soccer Commentator

"...fears that the balloon may be forced to ditch in the Pacific. Mr
Branson, however, remains buoyant and hopes to reach America..."
Radio 4 News

"Well, you could count them on the fingers of less than one hand..."
Jack Elder, New Zealand Police Minister

"A fascinating duel between 3 men..."
David Coleman, Hammer Throw, World Athletics, BBC

"I'm glad two sides of the cherry have been put forward"
Geoff Boycott, Radio 5 Live

"It has been the German Army's largest peacetime operation since World
War 2"
ITN

"There are the boys, their balls between their legs"
Amanda Redington, GMTV

Things said in the UK broadcast or print media ...
"If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning I'd have been all
over you."
Sam Torrance (Golfer), BBC2

"The band never actually split up-we just stopped speaking to each other
and went our own separate ways."
Boy George, Radio 2

"Damien Hirst tends to use everyday objects such as a shark in
formaldehyde."
Fashion Commentator, Radio 4

"Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and
skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street."
Radio 1 Newsbeat

"Do you believe David Trimble will stick to his guns on
decommissioning?"
Interviewer, UTV (Irish Peace Talks)

"Do Britain's drug laws need a shot in the arm?"
Radio 4

"Ian Mackie is here to prove his back injury is behind him"
Commentator at Spar Athletics

"The advantage of the rain is, that if you have a quick bike, there's no
advantage"
Barry Sheene

"Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give
him one really hard"
Ron Atkinson, Soccer Commentator

"Adams is stretching himself, looking for Seaman"
Brian Moore, Soccer Commentator

"I wouldn't be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish"
Ian St John, Soccer Commentator

"The Croatians don't play well without the ball"
Barry Venison, Soccer Commentator

"Batistuta is very good at pulling off defenders"
Kevin Keegan, Soccer Commentator

"Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose"
Kevin Keegan, Soccer Commentator

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the same today, except
that it's completely different"
Kevin Keegan, Soccer Commentator

"They've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot
to carry on their shoulders"
Ron Atkinson, Soccer Commentator

"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw"
Ron Atkinson, Soccer Commentator

"The swimmers are swimming out of their socks."
Sharron Davies, BBC

"In cycling, you can put all your money on one horse."
Stephen Roche, Eurosport

"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my
right sock."
Barry Venison, ITV

"In life he was a living legend; in death, nothing has changed."
Live TV

"Without being too harsh on David, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright, ITV

"It's amazing how, in this part of the world, history has been part of
its past."
David Duffy, Eurosport

"And that was played by the Lindsay String Quartet... or at least two
thirds of them."
Sean Rafferty, Radio 3

"Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball"
Ian St John

"They (Leeds) used to be a bit like Arsenal, winning by one goal to nil
- or even less."
Nasser Hussain, Channel 5

"So, this movie you star in, The Life Story of George Best, tell us what
it's about."
George Gavin, Sky Sport

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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Έτος  Όνομα                              James Bond        Βιβλίο
----  -------------------------------    --------------    ------
50's  James Bond TV Series               Barry Nelson
1962  Dr. No                             Sean Connery      1958
1963  From Russia With Love              Sean Connery      1957
1964  Goldfinger                         Sean Connery      1959
1965  Thunderball                        Sean Connery      1961
1967* Casino Royale                      David Niven       1954
1967  You Only Live Twice                Sean Connery      1964
1969  On Her Majesty's Secret Service    George Lazenby    1963
1971  Diamonds Are Forever               Sean Connery      1956
1973  Live And Let Die                   Roger Moore       1955
1974  The Man With The Golden Gun        Roger Moore       1965
1977  The Spy Who Loved Me               Roger Moore       1962 (novelette)
1979  Moonraker                          Roger Moore       1955
1981  For Your Eyes Only                 Roger Moore       1960 (novelette)
1983  Octopussy                          Roger Moore       1965
1983* Never Say Never Again              Sean Connery
1985  A View To A Kill                   Roger Moore       1960 (novelette)
1987  The Living Daylights               Timothy Dalton    1965 (novelette)
      * δεν είναι παραγωγή Broccoli
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