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Θέμα: Raise



(nil): Haralampos Skoufis (harskouf(@)telecom.ntua.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 20 Φεβ 2001 - 16:01:30 EET

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge head
first into everything I do.I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a
dark workplace that has poor ventilation.I work in high temperatures. My
work exposes me to contagious disease.
Thank you for considering my request.
Τhe Penis

In Response:
Dear Mr. Penis, After
assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the
administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not
work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep on the job after brief work
periods.You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You
do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas. You
do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order
to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your
shift.You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective gear. Ιt's doubtful you'll work until the
normal retirement age of 65. You're unable to work double shifts You
sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the
day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
Ged

__________________
Haris

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