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Θέμα: The Consultant



(nil): Panageas, Andreas J (N-Superior Design) (andreas.j.panageas(@)lmco.com)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 22 Φεβ 2001 - 02:44:36 EET

>
>
> A shepherd is herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly
a brand
> new SUV advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a
young man
> in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a YSL tie,
leans out
> of the window and asks our shepherd, "If I can tell you exactly
how many
> sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"
>
> The shepherd looks at the yuppie, then at his peacefully grazing
flock and
> calmly answers, "Sure! This I gotta see."
>
> The yuppie parks the SUV, whips out his palm pilot, connects it to
a cell
> phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet where he calls up a
GPS
> satellite navigation system, scans the area, opens up a database
and some
> 60 Excel spreadsheets with complex formulas. Finally he prints
out a 150
> page report on his hi-tech miniaturized printer, turns to our
shepherd and
> says: "You have here exactly 1,586 sheep!"
>
> "That is correct. As agreed, you can take one of the sheep," says
the
> shepherd.
>
> He watches the young man make a selection and bundle it into his
SUV. Then
> he says, "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will
you give
> me my sheep back?"
>
> "Okay, sounds fair," answers the young man.
>
> "You're a consultant," says the shepherd, emphatically.
>
> "That's correct, says the yuppie, "How did you know that?"
>
> "Easy," answers the shepherd. "You turn up here although nobody
called for
> you. You want to be paid for the answer to a question I already
knew the
> answer to. And you don't know beans about my business because you
took my
> dog."
>

Andreas J Panageas
Senior Staff Design Engineer
Ground systems
Lockheed Martin Missiles and Space

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