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Θέμα: Re: Ti lene oi alloi gia mas (apo amerikaniko site)



(nil): Archimidis Anagnostou (archimidis(@)libero.it)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 26 Φεβ 2001 - 01:01:45 EET

I dont'care. Cut your neg
He kicked me in the family

----- Original Message -----
From: "Akis Karnouskos" <akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
To: "Joke of the Day ..." <Jokes(@)ceid.upatras.gr>
Sent: Sunday, February 25, 2001 11:44 PM
Subject: JotD... Ti lene oi alloi gia mas (apo amerikaniko site)

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>
> The Greek Crash Course !
> (Greek expressions in free English translation)
>
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>
> It happened the come to see.
> He's going around like the unfair curse.
> Something is running down to the gypsies.
> It did not sit on us.
> You do not get bored.
> It gives her to me.
> It brakes her to me.
> Who pays the bride.
> Fuck your horn.
> I do not know what is being done to me.
> I do not know Christ.
> He does not understand Christ.
> The situation has become unedited (unpublished).
> Your mind and a pound and the painter's brush.
> I came out of my clothes.
> (The University labs are) at Devil's mother.
> It rains chair legs.
> Curly hair.
> I do not have faces to come out in society.
> How from here morning morning?
> I do not know my blindness
> I am hearing it.
> I see it pale.
> Your Christ.
> Waterless . Dewatered.
> You are for the festivals.
> We do not chew.
> Slow the cabbages.
> Catch the egg and mow it.
> Are we gluing coffee . pots?
> Marrows drums.
> Marrows with the origanum.
> I made them salad - I made them sea.
> We became robes . Robe unbuttoned . Straight you robe.
> He has corn in his brain.
> I spit them.
> He ate them.
> The slaps go like clouds.
> Shit high and gaze and mow turtles.
> Holy Mary's eyes.
> I saw Christ soldier.
> I ate horror.
> I take them to the skull.
> Whatever you remember you are happy.
> Are you asking and the change from over?
> Glass!
> I made her a lottery.
> We drank him.
> He confused the dick with the brush.
> We confused our thighs.
> He farted me.
> Whore's railings.
> Of the gay.
> Fished.
> Of the ass...
> I was deafened
> Dicks!
> To my balls!
> I scratch my balls.
> And I was wondering why my balls where itching me...
> Everything and everything.
> What John, what Johnie.
> At the bottom, bottom of the testament.
> Slow the much oil.
> We are to be.
> Take them not to owe you.
> I keep she behind.
> She is taking him.
> Your bad weather.
> With this side to sleep.
> Your eye the cross-eyed.
> Not a flea on his chest.
> The pan rolled and found the lid.
> And on the lid...
> I am dogbored.
> It did deafboil.
> We made the black eyes to see you.
> Like the snows.
> He made us the three two. We took his three.
> I have suffered my slab.
> You are a shopping.
> Shit and fromshit.
> At the end they shave the groom.
> Sunday short feast.
> To say the figs figs and the tub tub.
> You are calculating without the hotel owner.
> He's bragging about like a gypsy's lath-hammer.
>
>
> Adios,
> Akis
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> Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
>
> Carol Connelly: Ελέγχεις καθόλου το πόσο ανατριχιαστικός μπορείς να
γίνεις;
> Melvin Udall: Ναι, για να πω την αλήθεια.
> Καλύτερα Δεν Γίνεται
>
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Η Έβελυν (το ρομπότ της λίστας) γράφει :
Πώς περιμένουν οι γυναίκες από έναν άνδρα να τις καταλάβει, όταν ούτε κι αυτές
δεν ξέρουν τι θέλουν;
			Soc...stardate 19/1/1999
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