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Θέμα: last chapter in Genesis



(nil): Panageas, Andreas J (N-Superior Design) (andreas.j.panageas(@)lmco.com)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 05 Απρ 2001 - 02:10:32 EEST

Subject: LAST CHAPTER IN GENESIS
 
So God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
  
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
  
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be
woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and
when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you.
  
She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your
children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take
care of them.
  
She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
when you've had a disagreement.
  
She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
  
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
  
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
  
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
  
The rest is history.

Andreas J Panageas
Senior Staff Design Engineer
Ground systems
Lockheed Martin Missiles and Space

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