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Θέμα: Win-Dos KtL



(nil): Lampros M. (lampr4(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 08 Ιούλ 2001 - 15:14:17 EEST

Afta (kati san quotes tis Evelyn) ta vrika s'ena IRC script,kai mou fanikan
e3ipna.. Des te ta.. :-)

To Instalation Time Standard tis Microsoft : 1 lepto kanei 540 depterolepta.

God, root, what's the diference..

<root(@)localhost># Error opening c:\games\puzzles\windows98\win.com

Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows 98... Office 2000...

An oi ili8ioi mporousan na peta3oun... To IRC 8a'tan aerodromio

Windows XP : New version... with all the bug's inside !

Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Read my chips: No new upgrades!

Hit any user to continue.

Win95 error 099 : Keyboard Error : Keyboard not found, please press F1 to
continue

Win95 error 014 : Timing Error - Please wait, and wait, and wait, and
wait...

Win95 error 042 : Error : Virus requires Windows 3.11 or later

Win95 error 079 : Mouse Error : Mouse driver not installed, please click
cancel to continue

Win95 error 678 : This will end your Windows session, do you wish to play
another game?

Win95 error 683 : Timeout Error - Operator fell asleep waiting for system to
boot into Windows

Win95 error 815 : Insufficient Memory - Only 50,472,563 bytes available

DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk !!!!

FORMAT C: ...Yes ...Yes ...Nooooooo!!! ^C ^C ^C ^C ^C

MASTURBATION...the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT.

kai to koryfaio (pianei!) :

Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

    cYa
                B Well

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