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Θέμα: THREE ARGUMENTS



(nil): Μπάμπης Δημόπουλος (babisdhm(@)x-treme.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 14 Ιούλ 2001 - 23:52:14 EEST

> > > THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
> > > 1. He never got married.
> > > 2. He never held a steady job.
> > > 3. His last request was a drink.
> > >
> > > THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
> > > 1. His first name was Jesus.
> > > 2. He was always in trouble with the law.
> > > 3. His mother didn't know who his father was
> > >
> > > THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
> > > 1. He talked with his hands.
> > > 2. He had wine with every meal.
> > > 3. He worked in the building trades
> > >
> > > THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
> > > 1. He called everybody brother.
> > > 2. He had no permanent address.
> > > 3. Nobody would hire him.
> > >
> > > THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
> > > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > > 2. He walked around barefoot.
> > > 3. He invented a new religion.
> > >
> > > AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK:
> > > 1. He went into his father's business.
> > > 2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
> > > 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin,
> > > 4. His mother was sure he was God.

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