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Θέμα: Sofa logia apo diasimous anthropous



(nil): Sfakianakis, Emmanouil (Emmanouil.Sfakianakis(@)asn.alcatel.co.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 17 Σεπ 2001 - 11:56:58 EEST

>What do I know about sex ? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy
>
> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
> things
> that money can buy." Steve Martin
>
> "You know that look women get when they want sex ?"
> "Me neither." Drew Carey
>
> "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless
> experiences go, it's pretty damned good." Woody Allen
>
> "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
> partner, you'd better have a good hand." Unknown
>
> "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
> Rodney Dangerfield
>
> "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> night."
> Woody Allen
>
> "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." George Burns
>
> "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
> Matt
> Barry
>
> "My sexual preference is not you." T-shirt
>
> "Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the
> rest of your life." Michael Sinz
>
> "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." Woody Allen
>
> "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." George Burns
>
> "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
> unimportant." Henry Miller
>
> "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments
> to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals.
> It's just that they need more supervision." Lynn Lavner
>
> "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
> particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
> convertible." P. J. O'Rourke
>

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