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(nil): Gerassimos Hatzidamianos (gerhat(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 25 Σεπ 2001 - 16:42:51 EEST

" After the recent hit in the US twin towers BUSH calls SIMITI and asks him
to send the two best volunteers to assist in the resque process

  Our president having considered all army, navy and air forces he finally
picks two PONTIOUS guys : KOSTIKA and YORIKA

  They both flight rapidly to Manhattan and prepare themselves with
antimoke/antiflame clothes and those round shaped magnetes that enable you
to climb on glass surface

  KOSTIKAS like the famous spiderman reaches the 120th floor, breaks the
window and gets into the burning building

  YORIKAS is waiting down on the earth for his friend to throw the saved
people one by one over the broken window in order to catch them before they
hit the ground

   One white guy is saved, and then another, and another, and another

   The US citizen gathered on the pavement start cheering up and the CNN
states GREEKS are trully the best rscueteers

   Suddenly KOSTIKAS throw a black guy, YORIKAS do not bother to catch and
he obviously hit the ground dead

   Before even recovering from the first sock, another black guy lies on
the pavement dead

   The croud seems frozen and KOSTIKAS decides to call YORIKA to find out
what is happening : (THIS SOUNDS MUCH BETTER IN GREEK LANGUAGE I AM AFRAID)

   Ti kaneis re malaka YORIKA ? Giati den pianeis tous maurous pou sou
petao kai tous afineis na pesoun sto pezodromio ?

   The great greek heroe is however cool and concrete at his memorable
statement : (GIVEN AGAIN IN GREEK FOR OBVIOUS REASONS)

   Afou re ilithie ksereis oti den exoume xrono gia xasimo, giati mou petas
kai tous kamenous ?

   CNN management stopped all TV broadcasts and still tries to understand
this rare phenomenon before asking BUSH to ring SIMITI and require any
additional help in future"

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 -Αγαπουσα πολυ το σχολειο οταν ειμουν μικρη και ειμουν και πολυ καλη
μαθητρια -Σε ποιο; -Στα μαθητιτικα
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