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Θέμα: Lifting...



(nil): Anastasios Papadopoulos (mm97065(@)mail.ntua.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 27 Σεπ 2001 - 16:55:06 EEST

Xairetw...

        Brhka kamia 10ria anekdota sta agglika, opote 8a ta stelnw siga^2 me
tis
metafraseis tous...

Agglika:

A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the
doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six
months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want
to have to come back."

The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where
we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles
appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up, and they
disappear."

"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."

Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office. "Well, how's the
procedure holding up?" the doctor asks.

"Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made."

"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.

"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.

"Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your breasts. And
if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"

Ellhnika:

Mia kyria episkeptetai ton giatro ka8ws endiaferetai na kanei lifting sto
proswpo."Loipon," leei o giatros, "mporw na sas kanw to lifting, alla 8a
prepei na me episkefteite pali se 6 mhnes gia parakolou8hsh."
"A, oxi." apantaei h kyria."8elw na kanw thn epembash mia kai e3w.Den 8elw
na 3anaer8w."

O giatros to skeftetai gia ligo, kai ths proteinei: "Yparxei mia nea
me8odos, symfwna me thn opoia topo8eteite mia bida sto kefali sas. Etsi,
opote emfanizontai rytides, aplws gyrizete ligo thn bida, h opoia trabaei
pali thn epidermida kai oi rytides e3afanizontai.:

"Ayto einai!" apanta h kyria. "As to kanoume etsi."

Meta apo 6 mhnes h kyria 3anaphgainei sto giatro."Pws paei h me8odos;"
rwtaei o giatros.

"Xalia!" apantaei h kyria."Htan h xeiroterh epilogh pou ekana pote."

"Poio einai to problhma;" rwtaei o giatros.

"Ma koita3te tis 'sakoules' katw apo ta matia mou!" ourlia3e h kyria.

"Kyria mou," antapanta o giatros, "ayta den einai 'sakoules', einai ta sth8h
sas. Kai an den afhse ayth thn bida hsyxh, 8a apokthsete kai mousi!"

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