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Θέμα: Arithmology



(nil): yannakis (gizmo(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 10 Οκτ 2001 - 11:09:45 EEST

Μου φαίνεται ότι καιρό έχει κάποιος να στείλει ανέκδοτο στα αγγλικά για να
απαντήσει ο Αρχιμήδης στα ιταλικά. Ιδού η ευκαιρία του:

After a few years of married life , this guy finds that he is
unable to perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his
doctor tries a few things but nothing works.

Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and
refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink,
the shrink confess, " I am at a loss as to how you could
possibly be cured."

Finally the psychiatrist refers him to witch doctor.

The witch doctor tells , "I can cure this", and throws some
powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke........
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can
only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it
shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when
it's over?"

The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1234' and it
will go down. But be warned it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise
his wife with the good news....... So, he is lying in bed with her and
says "123", and suddenly he gets an erection.

His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?"

Και ένα παλιό, έτσι για να θυμόμαστε:

-Ναι, γειά σας, είναι το 444-4444 εκεί?
-Ναι, αυτό είναι.
-Σας παρακαλώ μπορείτε να πάρετε το 166 και να τους πείτε ότι κόλλησε το
δάχτυλό μου στο 4;

yannakis

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