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Θέμα: Diafora



(nil): Dimitrios Perperidis (dp1(@)doc.ic.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 16 Οκτ 2001 - 14:29:32 EEST

Diafora palia.Elpizv na sas aresoun!
Dimitris

   Enas zigolo poy ikanopoihei anorgasmikes hlikivmenes kyries
brisketai sto spiti mias ploysias 50aras kai kanei "doyleia"
-"Posoys pontoys uelete mantam??", rvta o omorfos nearos.
-"25", leei h kyria.
O nearos bgazei mia kokkinh kordelitsa metra me ena xaraka 25
ekatosta apo to peos toy kai thn denei sta 25 ekatosta akribvs...
Tote arxizei na phda megaloprepa thn kyria prosexontas mhn balei
parapanv
apo thn kokkinh kordelitsa mesa ths...Molis teleivnei h kyria rvta
-"ti soy xrvstav??"
-"Xilies o pontos, opote 25 xiliades mantam..."
Olh ayth thn vra h yphretria ths kyrias parakoloyuoyse tis peri-
ptyjeis apo thn kleidarotrypa kai xaideyontan se olo ths to svma...
Stamata loipon, to nearo prin fygei kai gemath ejapsh toy leei :
-"Se parakalv pare me..."
-"Entajei mantam...alla xilies o pontos..."
-"Ma exv mono ena pentoxiliaro...den kaneis ekptvsh se
mena poy eimai pio ftvxh?? Se parakalv..."
-"Oxi mantam, parakalv! Egv eimai epaggelmatias anurvpos!
pente xiliarika ison pente pontoi kai oyte koybenta giati ua fygv..."
-"Oxi se parakalv, entajei..."
O nearos bgazei thn kordelitsa, metra 5 pontoys kai thn denei ekei
opvs kai prin...Meta pianei doyleia...Bebaivs me pente pontoys mono
kai me tis orejeis tis h yphretria den katalabaine tipote opote se
mia stigmh ejapshs kabala to nearo kai topouetei to peos toy olo
mesa ths...
-"Ax, agori moy ti moy kaneis...Me treleneis!!"
-"Aoyts, siga mantam egv ti soy kanv h' esy poy ebales to
katasthma 30 xiliarika mesa!!"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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   O kyrios sto farmakeio diakritika:
-"Ena koytaki profylaktika parakalv!!"
-"Malista...A mia stigmh den exei edv...
MHTSO piase ena koyti kapotes apo to patari gia ton
kyrio edv pera..."
-"TI?? den akoysa..."
-"MHTSO SOY LEV ENA KOYTI KAPOTES APO TO PATARI GIA
TON KYRIO POY PERIMENEI EDV MPROSTA..."
-"AAA vraia ena koyti kapotes gia ton kyrio ekei...
mia stignh..."
O kyrios, vs sobaro atomo poy einai, ta paizei kai
kokinizei...
-"Na oi kapotes toy kyrioy!!", leei o mhtsos...
-"Oriste kyrie oi kapotes sas!", leei h kopela pisv
apo ton pagko...kai o kyrios, fobera neyriasmenos:
-"KAI GIA OPOION DEN AKOYSE : SHMERA UA GAMHSV TH GYNAIKA MOY"
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   O kyrios sto farmakeio :
-"Ena koytaki profylaktika parakalv..."
   H kopela pisv apo ton pagko :
-"Na sas ta tylijv kyrie??"
   kai o kyrios :
-"Oxi mhn mpainete ston kopo...Ua sas phdhjv epitopoy..."
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  O kyrios sto farmakeio...
-"Ua huela mia odontokrema, parakalv..."
-"Emmm epeidh mas teleivse kai ayth th stigmh to paidi paei
na ferei, mhpvs ua uelate ayto to diafhmistiko ths colgate??"
kai toy dinei nia terastia odontopasta...
-"A, entajei ua to parv..."
-"Tipota allo kyrie??"
-"Ua huela kai mia aspirinh, parakalv..."
-"Emmm epeidh mas teleivse kai ayth mhpvs ua uelate ayto to
diafhmistiko ths bayern??" kai toy dinei nia terastia aspirinh...
-"A, entajei ua thn parv..."
-"Tipota allo kyrie??"
-"Ua huela kai mia odontoboyrtsa, parakalv..."
-"Emmm epeidh mas teleivse kai ayth mhpvs ua uelate ayto to
diafhmistiko ths AIM??" kai toy dinei nia terastia odontoboyrtsa...
-"A, entajei ua thn parv..."
-"Tipota allo kyrie??"
-"Ua huela kai ena ypoueto, alla ase kalytera..."
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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