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Θέμα: Dictionary of dating...



(nil): by way of Stoilis Giannis (stoilis(@)sadness.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 24 Νοέ 2001 - 01:34:29 EET

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy
to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the
present and will learn to like a lot less in the future
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that
she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have
difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in
her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the
man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract
two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he
does.
SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely
choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly
proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

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