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Θέμα: για Computerοπλητους! και οχι μονο....



(nil): Αντωνης Μαρκουιζος (antmark(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 09 Μάρ 2002 - 19:41:06 EET

Αν οι ηλίθιοι μπορούσαν να πετάξουν... To IRC θα ήταν αεροδρόμιο
Το Instalation Time Standard της Microsoft : 1 λεπτό κάνει 540 δευτερόλεπτα.
<root(@)localhost> # Error opening c:\games\puzzles\windows98\win.com
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Air conditioned environment -- Do not open Windows
An elephant is the Windows version of an armadillo
An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
Bugs come in thru Windows
C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Reboot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
DOS, this is WINDOWS, I'm taking over the harddisk !!!!
Double your hard drive space instantly! Delete Windows!
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Friends don't let friends use Windows
Format C: ...Yes ...Yes ...Nooooooo!!! ^C ^C ^C ^C ^C
God, root, what's the diference..
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Hiroshima '45... Chernobyl '86... Windows 98... Office 2000...
Hit any user to continue.
If speed scares you -- Try Microsoft Windows
If Windows sucked it would at least be good for *something*
MASTURBATION...the human version of AUTOEXEC.BAT.
New from McAfee: WinScan. Deletes all Windows applications
No son, we use Windows to slow down games on 486's
OS/2 VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it ? [Y,n]"
Read my chips: No new upgrades!
The best way to accelerate Windows is at gravity := 9.8m/sec²
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escaple velosity = 11.2km/sec
The best way to accelarate Windows is into a wall
The best way to accelarate Windows is through one
Virus "Windows" found: (D)elete, (R)epair, (N)ext?
We don't do Windows and we don't take American Express
Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself
Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
Windows = Headache + Trouble + Crashes - Money - Speed!
Windows Benchmark: UAEs per second!
Windows error : 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting.
Windows error : 005 - Multitasking attempted System confused.
Windows found: DEL *.* and RD (Y/y/y)?
Windows gives me the panes
Windows is a pane in the ASCII!
Windows isn't a virus. A virus does something
Windows, the world's first commercially succesful virus!
Windows/NT: From the people who brought your EDLIN!
Windows/NT: Windows/Neat in Theory?
Windows/NT: Windows/Netherworld Trash?
Windows/NT: Windows/Neurotic Theivery?
Windows/NT: Windows/Never Tested?
Windows/NT: Windows/Newest Throw-away?
Windows: A View to be killed
Windows: Nothing but an expensive, poorly written game of Solitaire!
Windows: The 80486 to PC conversion kit.
Windows: The Gates of Hell
Windows: Veni, vidi, shelfi.
Windows? Honey, don't play that!
Windows XP : New version... with all the bug's inside !
WinError #01: Unable to figure out own code. System crashed.
WinError #16: Window locked. Try Ctrl-Alt-Del. Then RESET.

WinError #18 : Keyboard Error : Keyboard not found, please press F1 to
continue
WinError #23 : Timing Error - Please wait, and wait, and wait, and wait...
WinError #42 : Error : Virus requires Windows 3.11 or later
WinError #77 : Mouse Error : Mouse driver not installed, please click cancel
to continue
WinError #78 : This will end your Windows session, do you wish to play
another game?
WinError #83 : Timeout Error - Operator fell asleep waiting for system to
boot into Windows
WinError #95 : Insufficient Memory - Only 50,472,563 bytes available
Winers never quit and never use Windows.
Ya know what I like about Windows? Not one damn thing.
Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointer: WIMP

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