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(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 26 Μάρ 2002 - 14:30:11 EET

Το παρακάτω ΔΕΝ ειναι δικό μου. Τα συμπεράσματα δικά σας.

Gia na eisai swsti kipraia foititria stin Athina prepei:

- Na miniskeis Zografou
- Na men milas kalamaristika me ti logiki “Ma giati na milw egw etsi tzai
na men katalavennoun tzinoi kipriaka?!”
- Na men esheis kalamarades filous giati eite en se katalavennoun, eite en
polla low class gia lloou sou alla panw apo ola epidi ema8e se I mama sou
pou mitsia oti en pouhstokopellou8kia oulloi tous.
- Na foreis . panteloni me mpez mpota pou katw tzai matching sakkaki
(dermatini vevea),to idio diladi me oulles sou tis files
- Na men esheis gkomeno giati oulli mera 8kiavazeis tzai enna sou
esterouse polli pou to xrono sou. H na esheis gkomeno stin
kipro/strato/agglia/klp klp tzai oulli mera na klaiesai gia to logariasmo
tou tilefonou. H na esheis kipraio gkomeno stin a8ina tzai na eisaste opws
tous pantremenous
- To polli to deftero ate trito sou gkomeno na ton pantrefteis…..pou ta 22
sou mana mou en eshei provlima.
- Na 3ipnas pou tis 6 gia na kameis mpanio, na ishioseis malli, na vafteis
tzai na nti8eis me ta kala sou gia to panepistimio - oti akrivws ekamnes
tzai sto sxolio diladi!
- Na ka8esai panta sto prwto edrano ampa tzai siniarei se kanenas
ka8igitis oti en paeis sto ma8ima tou.
- Na se 3erei I vivlio8ikarios tzai na se fonazei me to mikro sou.
- Na sou zitoun xares oi ka8igites.
- I idea sou peri diaskedasis na einai na koutsompolefkeis/8afkeis oullo
to normal kosmo, giati kata va8os 3ereis oti tzinos perna kalitera pou
sena.
- Na to paizeis mi3opar8ena tzai na nomizeis oti to na trweis shokolata
dia sou tin idia ais8isi me to na kamneis sex.
- Na pienneis gia kafe stin plateia tou agiou 8oma epidi tzame en
mazemenoi oulloi oi kipraioi tzai paizoun pilotta.
- Na fkenneis pou to spiti sou mono otan eshei mpouat h prwtoporia ate
tzai sto megalo kefi sti tompola tin kiriaki to apogevma.
- Na pienneis na piaseis eisitiria gia to leoforeio tzai mono pou to
“signomi” pou laleis tou periptera na se rwta “kipria eisai?!”
- Na men dias tis simeiwseis sou se allous giati ESI EN EISAI TO 8IMA
KANENOS!
- Na 8eoreis axristo tzino pou kofketai ma8imata stis e3etastikes.
- Na men kamneis kammia e3opanepistimiaki asxolia giati esi esheis
kalitera pramata na kamneis (px 8kiavasma).
- Na eisai stin a8ina 3 xronia tzai to mono pou 3ereis einai poio
leoforeio prepei na piaseis pou spiti sou gia na paeis sti sxoli tzai
ermou(katastimata).
- Na eisai mia zoi pattismeni giati ta lefta pou sou estile I mamaka epian
oulla pas ta psonia (e sorry alla exoume tzai anagkes.
- Na klaiesai epidi enna anoi3ei to aerodromio sta spata tzai enna 8eleis
ena dekaliro gia na paeis.
- Na pienneis stin kipro MOLIS kleisei to panepistimio tzai ka8e fora na
ka8esai tzai ena mina.
- Ka8e for a pou enna fefkeis pou tin kipro na klaieis.
- Kai to simantikotero apo ola - na min 3exaseis potte oti an ppesei I
moutti sou xame esi EN 8A SHIPSEIS NA TIN PIASEIS!

Otan pienneis pisw Kipro prepi:
- Na apofasizeis epitelous na miliseis kalamaristika tzai na laleis “ou
sorry esini8isa”
- Na snompareis oullous tous koinous 8nitous pou “spoudazoun” stin kipro
- Na snompareis oullo ton kosmo genika.
- Na valleis ti mana sou na sou mairefkei tou kosmou ta pramata na gia
pareis pisw (mazi me ta 5 kila xalloumia).
- Na laleis se oullo ton kosmo gia to poso apsogo en to night-life tis
a8inas, enw to kontinotero pou evre8ikes se night-life en to dianikterevon
farmakeio tis geitonias sou.

Pos na katalavete tis kipraies foititries stin a8ina:
- Kikloforoun panta se siskevasia twn 10 (an eisaste polla atixoi mporei
tzai parapanw) kai vevea xoris ti sinodeia antra.
- Akoueis “KORI” pou 10 milia makria.
- En gemato to ZARA tzai to MANGO me toutes.
- En stis sinavlies tis vissi tzai tou x”gianni tzai fonazoun “zitw I
kipros mas!”

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