JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: Πιτσιρίκια (Αγγλιστί)



(nil): kyriakos (kyriakos(@)delta-inf.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 29 Μάι 2002 - 15:02:14 EEST

OUT OF THE MOUTH OF THE LITTLE ONES:

 When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older
woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I
asked. "Yes, "Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas." "How
nice," I said. "Where does she live?" "At the airport," Chris replied.
"Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."
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When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out
the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the
animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter. "What are you doing?"
his Mom asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the
boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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This little grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one
morning.He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee
in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little
green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey, what are these army men doing
in my coffee?" Her grandson said, "Grandma, it says on TV 'The best part of
waking up is soldiers in your cup!'"
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In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart that contained a screaming,
bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited,
Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert." A
woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for
trying to soothe your son Albert." The man looked at her and said, "Lady,
I'm Albert."
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A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy
kittens and two girl kittens." "How did you know that?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's
printed on the bottom."
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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins,
I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was
unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the
canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of
false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable
barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will
never believe this!"
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While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard
the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his
five-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that
proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton
batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always
said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather. And unto the Soonnn.......and into the
hole he gooooes."
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting
my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write, and they
won't let me talk!"

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Mandrel: "Ξέρεις τι σκέφτομαι;"
Dr Who: "Αυτή πρέπει να'ναι παγίδα ερώτηση. Με εγκέφαλο του δικού σου 
μεγέθους δεν μπορείς να σκεφτείς, σωστά;"
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