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Θέμα: Words of wisdom



(nil): Eugene Alexander (alexander(@)eexi.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 09 Ιούλ 2002 - 00:58:47 EEST

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
 
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
 
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
 
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
 
 Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
 
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
 
Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop.
 
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
 
There should be a better way to start a
day than waking up every morning.
 
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk?
 
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
 
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep!

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Τακτ είναι η ικανότητα να λές σε κάποιον ότι έχει ανοιχτό μυαλό ενώ
πραγματικά έχει τρύπα στο κεφάλι.
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