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Θέμα: Αγγλικό - LETTER FROM THE PENIS



(nil): Spyropoulos (niki10(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 01 Νοέ 2002 - 23:19:55 EET

Το ξέρω ότι δεν πρέπει, αλλά απολαύστε το.

LETTER FROM THE PENIS

I, the Penis, here by request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I don't get paid overtime.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Penis

LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
locations.

You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.

You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the
assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Management

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Κανείς δεν μπορεί να σκεφτεί λογικά με άδειο στομάχι,
άσε που ελάχιστοι τα καταφέρνουν έστω και με γεμάτο.
			Lord Reith
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