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Θέμα: Sex quotes



(nil): George Anagnostopoulos (george(@)mags.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 31 Δεκ 2002 - 03:54:37 EET

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things money can buy."

Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me
neither."

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life
at all."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."

George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal in women. Among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."

Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a
condemned building."

Groucho Marx: "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to
make an exception."

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