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Θέμα: What's sex?



(nil): Eugene Alexander (alexander(@)eexi.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 07 Φεβ 2003 - 13:29:50 EET

Αυτό το ανέκδοτο δεν μεταφραζόταν στα Ελληνικά... :)

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks
him: "Daddy, what's Sex?"

"OK" he thinks "This day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my
little princess learn about Sex from the streets". So, he sits her down, and
tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception,
sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty,
menstruation, erections, and wet dreams.

Then she asks: "Daddy, what is "A Couple"?

And he carries on a couple are the two people involved in the sex, but this
can be two males also, where they penetrate from the ass, or two females
which we call lesbians, where they use the tongue on the vagina..., and goes
on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and
rape, pedophilia, sex toys etc...

The father finally asks: "So why did you want to know about "a couple"
and "Sex"?

"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."

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