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Θέμα: Βαριόμουν να το μεταφράσω, αλλά είναι εύκολο... :)



(nil): Eugene Alexander (alexander(@)eexi.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 14 Φεβ 2003 - 01:05:29 EET

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for
two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this
to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and
distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living
room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation,
but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
2,000,000 bank account.

If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage...

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You'll fuck her again!

:P

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Σήμερα κάθε παιδί ξέρει πώς έρχονται τα μωρά.
Οι πελαργοί είναι που δεν ξέρουν.
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