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Θέμα: Re: ADSL stin Ellada



(nil): Loukas Lazos (llazos(@)u.washington.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 10 Αύγ 2003 - 23:38:40 EEST

Kai epeidi To megaleio tis Ellados vrisketai stin antistasi kata pasis fuseos tetoias ekmetalleusis, i moni lisi se auti tin akriveia einai to "protupo filmnet".

1. Kaneis mia sundesi ADSL sta 768kbps
2. Agorazeis ena wireless router aksias 80E kai merikes asurmates kartes 802.11
3. Vazeis to internet sta koinohrista kai moirazetai to kostos metaksu pollon hriston.
4. I theoria leei oti pithanotika den tha serfaroun oloi tautohrona. Akomi kai sto tautohrono surfing i tahutita tha einai polu megaliteri.
5. Me 10 hristes moirazetai to kostos se 10.
6. I aktina ton wireless einai sunithos 200-300m. I duskolia einai na vreis se aktina 200m hristes internet.

On Sun, 10 Aug 2003, Eugene Alexander wrote:

>
> Epeidh me endiaferei kai endiaferei ki'alloys,
> eipa na mazecw oti plhrofories yparxoyn ayth
> thn stigmh sxetika me to ADSL sthn Ellada.
>
> Prwta prwta pairnete ena thlefwno thn Forthnet
> kai toys rwtate ean sto ari8mo toy thlefwnoy sas
> yparxei periptwsh na apokthsete ADSL. Xwris xrewsh
> sto 800-11-38888, oi an8rwpoi einai poly eygenikoi
> kai 8a sas poyne amesws ean sthn perioxh sas yparxei
> h ypodomh gia ADSL.
>
> Gia na synde8ei kaneis me ADSL sto Internet, sthn
> xamhloterh taxythta twn 384/128Kbps 8a prepei
> na dwsei ston OTE ta parakatw: (times xwris FPA)
>
> 82,00€ gia thn energopoihsh ths grammhs
> 50,00€ gia telos egkatastashs ejoplismoy
> 55,00€ gia to mhniaio pagio ston OTE
> 200,00€ gia thn agora toy ADSL modem
>
> Den teleiwsame omws edw, prepei na plhrwsete
> kai enan paroxea (ISP) gia na mpainete sto Internet.
> Paradeigmati, sth ForthNet prepei na plhrwnete
> ta parakatw: (times xwris FPA)
>
> 47,90€ gia ena mhna syndeshs
> 137,90€ gia treis mhnes syndeshs
> 264,90€ gia eji mhnes syndeshs
> 516,90€ gia dlwdeka mhnes syndeshs
>
> Twra, gia osoys den ta pane kala sta ma8hmatika
> kai den goystaroyn ta Euro... 8a prepe na plhrwsete
> 135,000 drx. (timh me to FPA) mono kai mono gia na
> exete thn ypodomh.
>
> Sth synexeia ka8e mhna 8a plhrwnetai ston OTE kai
> ston ISP 42,000 drx. (timh me to FPA) gia na exete
> prosbash sto Internet.
>
> Ayto, gia na to katalabete kalytera, shmainei oti
> to dimhno (se sxesei me to ti plhrwnete hdh gia ISDN)
> 8a plhrwnete 84,000 drx. mono kai mono gia thn
> prosbash sas sto Internet. Mhn jexnate oti to kanoniko sas
> thlefwno 8a to plhrwnete xwria (pagia, monades, klp).
>
> Synoptika, dinete 135,000 drx. mpam kai katw apo thn
> prwth mera, kai alles 504,000 drx. to xrono gia na exete
> prosbash sto Internet.
>
> Labete yp'ocin sas oti to ADSL sth Eyrwph kostizei ligotero
> apo ta misa apo oti edw, kai oti o mis8os toy Eyrwpaioy einai
> sxedon triplasios apo to diko mas. Ayto shmainei oti to ADSL
> einai 4-5 fores akribotero gia ton Ellhna apo oti gia ton
> Eyrwpaio.
>
> Fainetai oti h Ellada den einai etoimh gia 24wrh prosbash
> sto Internet. 8a arkestoyme sto na mpainoyme me EPAK gia
> merikes wres to bradi kai na leme -doja ton 8eo- poy yparxei
> ki'ayto!
>
> Ellas to megaleio soy...
>
> Eynoyxios:p
>
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>
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>

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> einai ayto poy kaneis me ayta poy pa8aineis.
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