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Θέμα: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH SMART ANSWERS



(nil): Makris Giorgos (gmcr(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 18 Σεπ 2003 - 11:57:27 EEST

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
 
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me
 
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
 
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
 
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
 
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
 
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
 
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
 
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
 
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
 
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

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