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Ημερομηνία: Παρ 19 Σεπ 2003 - 15:49:20 EEST

Three older ladies were discussing the problems of getting older.

One declared, "Sometimes I catch myself in front of the refrigerator with a
jar of mayonnaise in my hand, and for a brief moment can't remember whether
I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of
the stairs, and can't remember if I'm on my way up or down."

The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock
on wood," as she tapped her knuckles on the table.

Then she stood up and said, "That must be someone at the door, I'll get it!"

------------ METAFRASH kata proseggish..

Treis gries syzhtoysan gia ta problhmata ths hlikias (opos leme ta problhata
tou kladou...:p)

H mia dhlwse / eipe " Merikes fores pianw ton eafto mou mprosta sto psygeio
me ena vazo marmeladas sto xeri, kai gia ena (syntomo) lepto den mporw na
thymithw an xreiazetai na to valw sth thesi tou (pali pisw), h na arxisw na
ftiaxnw Santouits.

H defterh gria symplhrwse,"Nai merikes fores briskw ton eafto moy sto
kefaloskalo, kai den thymamai an prepei na paw panw h katw"

H trith apanthse "Loipon, xairomai poy den exw afto to problhma, xtypa
ksylo", enw xtypouse to xeri ths sto trapezi.

Meta shkwthike panw kai eipe, "Prepei na einai kapoios sthn porta, paw na
anoixw"!

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Ποτέ μέχρι τώρα δεν κατάφερα να τελειώσω κάτι, αλλά αυτή τη φορά θα τα κατ...
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