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Θέμα: Stupid Tech Support & Links



(nil): Karasardelis Kostas (karasardelis(@)zortal.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 26 Φεβ 2004 - 23:26:55 EET

Ψηφίστε σωστά και με σύνεση ->
http://old.zortal.gr/download.php?op=geninfo&did=281

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Μοντέρνα παραμύθια ->
http://old.zortal.gr/article.php?sid=2073&mode=nested&order=0
Ένας άντρας στο Σούπερ Μάρκετ ->
http://old.zortal.gr/article.php?sid=2082&mode=nested&order=0

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Έπεσα σε μια ξένη ιστοσελίδα η οποία αναφέρεται στην ασχετοσύνη που
χαρακτηρίζει κάποιους "τεχνικούς" (μη χε) που εργάζονται στο τμήμα
υποστήριξης μεγάλων εταιριών, αλλά δεν ξέρουν που πάνε τα τέσσερα...

Σας δίνω μερικά αποσπάσματα (από τα καλά και σε άπταιστη Αγγλική γλώσσα) και
μπορείτε να διαβάσετε τα υπόλοιπα μόνοι σας...

Tech Support: "Sir, your IP is a Mac IP. You're not using a PC."
Me: "Uhhh, I am using a PC. It's a Dell with an Intel PII-450 CPU. I'm
running Windows 98."
Tech Support: "No, sir. Your IP indicates that your computer is a Mac. IPs
that start with those numbers are used by Macs."
Me: "You know, I don't think it works that way. I'm pretty certain IPs are
assigned based on where the computer is in a domain and a subdomain and
such. I know all your IPs assigned in this area start with XXX. And I'm
quite certain my computer is a PC."

Tech Support: "I don't think we use 'domain' here."
Me: "Can I speak to a supervisor, please?"

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Customer: "The computer boots up without any warning beeps, but nothing
shows up on the screen."
Tech Support: "Is the monitor connected."
Customer: "Yes, but there is no display."
Tech Support: "Did you install the drivers for the VGA card?"
Customer: "How can I install them before I'm in DOS?"
Tech Support: "You have to install the drivers first before you can get a
display."
Customer: "You don't need VGA drivers to boot to DOS like you do for
Windows. I should be able to boot to DOS."
Tech Support: "Well, insert the floppy you received with your card. Go to
the A:\Utilities directory. Type 'readme.com'."
Customer: "I cannot see anything. How do you expect me to read a file on the
screen?"
Tech Support: "Read the file, and it will explain everything."

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One morning I turned on my computer and waited for it to boot. Just as it
loaded Windows, it started rebooting all over again. I waited again, and it
did it again. After about ten times, I began to wonder. I would have just
loaded DOS and found the problem, but one of the security systems on the
computers there automatically rebooted the computer if you went to a DOS
prompt. So I called tech support and explained the problem.

Tech Support: "Ok sir, have you tried rebooting the computer?"

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Customer: "I seem to have lost my IP address can you tell me what it is?"
Tech Support: "Just a minute, I'll check." (pause) "You're using Win95
aren't you? It's a bit complicated. Click on Start."
Customer: "Ok, I don't need to do that--"
Tech Support: "Please do it my way, click on Start."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Now click on Settings...Control
Panel...Networks...TCP/IP...and now on Protocols, and there you are."
Customer: "Yes, that's where I was when I called you."
Tech Support: "Well why call me? That's where your IP address is, right in
front of you."
Customer: "Well, that's where it should be, but mine's all blank."
Tech Support: "Well, what do you want me to do?"
Customer: "Can you tell me what it is?"
Tech Support: "Of course, just a second...why didn't you ask me that in the
first place?"

Θα βρείτε περισσότερα ΕΔΩ: http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_stuptech.shtml

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