(nil): Makris Giorgos (gmcr(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 19 Μάρ 2004 - 19:31:58 EET
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over
the plan with the second blonde, Sherry, in great detail. The robbery begins.
Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Sherry, "I want to make absolutely
sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three
minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?"
"Perfectly," said Sherry.
Sherry goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car.
One minute passes . . . Two minutes pass . . . Seven minutes pass . .
and Judy is really stressing out.
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Sherry. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and
is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank
doors burst open again as the security guard comes running out with his pants and underwear down
around his ankles.
As the gals are getting away, Judy says
"You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"
Sherry said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"
"No, you idiot," said Judy. "I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"
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