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Θέμα: TOTEM....



(nil): Manitari Magiko (manitarimagiko(@)lycos.com)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 20 Μάρ 2004 - 01:37:41 EET

To totem ths nikhs

Thn epomenh mera apofasisa na thn kanw na rijei akoma pio xamhla thn
aytoektimhsh ths. ``Pame sto .Totem. gia ena poto'', thn prostaja. Ekeinh
thn epoxh to ``Totem'' prepei na htan to xeirotero
mpar sth Notia Attikh. Oi 8amwnes emoiazan les kai to eixan skasei apo
parti metallagmenwn, enw o mparman 8ymize ton Elmer Fant. H Aristh
dex8hke adiamartyrhta thn protash moy. Epiase to
mpratso moy prospa8wntas na kleidwsei ta daxtyla ths me ta dika moy.
Meta apo tria lepta apolambana th nikh moy pinontas mia zesth mpyra. To
cygeio sto ``Totem'' eixe pali xalasei...

To TOTEM akoma zei kai mas odhgei.
8 h wra to prwi Savvato gyrnontas apo kraipalh. Odhgw kai to mati mou pianei to neon light pou anabosbhnei T-O-T-E-M...les na mas serviroun tetoia wra?
Anebainoume treklizontas tis skales me to prasino pseftiko gazon..Anoigw thn porta na dw an akoma serviroun kai mia matsa triantafyla mou skaei sth mourh...to magazi tigka kai kosmos panw sto bar na xoreuei...Paragelnw 2 mpyres enw o diplanos mou me koitazei perierga kai paragelnei ena akoma mpoukali Chivas (isws gia na mou upodei3ei oti me mpyres den thn bgazeis kala ekei mesa) 8 h wra to prwi twra kai paragelnei mpoukali oxi poto. Kala pote 8a to piei skeftomai alla den deixnei na ton apasxolei. Sto totem panta yparxei xronos. H rwssida barwoman me ta spasta ellhnika ths zhtianeuei na thn kerasoume ena poto pragma pou bebaiws ekeinh thn wra den shkwnei antirhsh. Me to pou pairnei to poto ths erxontai 3 sfhnakia kerasmena... O diplanos ta pairnei kai moirazei to mpoukali pou molis phre se sfhnakia se osous ftanei to xeri tou. Aporw an to proswpiko plhrwnetai diplo mis8o dioti eide einai 9.30 kai to kefi de leei na kopasei. Apo bandh pame se Abba kai apo Abba se Mpi8ikwtsh allw
ste o Dj einai gnwsths pantos eidous loumpen mousikwn akousmatwn. Kata tis 10 3ekina kaugas meta3y ths Svetlanas kai mias allhs "kyrias" giati flertare ton kalo ths (pou deixnei na bghke apo to Over the top me to Stallone). Anti kapoios na tis xwrisei pou skotwnontai xamogela skane sta moudiasmena apo to poto xeilh twn pelatwn..aaaaaa ta happenings tou Totem panta erxontai thn kalyterh wra. Se mish wra to party erxetai sto telos tou. Mas sprwxnoun olous e3w...Hlios to prwto shock..Kinhsh to deutero.Bgaineis apo to magazi kai briskesai sto megalytero kykloforiako komfouzio pou exeis bre8ei sth zwh sou meta apo kraipalh. Ta autokinhta shmeiwton kai esy etoimos na lipo8ymhseis sto timoni. Alkotest stis 10 to prwi? Me tipota opote oi pelates tou Totem einai sigouroi oti 8a ftasoun spiti tous me to ama3i tous (an den trakaroun).
To totem einai epishs to magazi pou "eri3e" ton dhmarxo Alimou. Sth monadikh fora pou bghke apo tis skies tou ypokosmou kai emfanisthke sta thleoptika para8yra htan gia na dei3ei to kryfo video pou eixe trabh3ei kata to opoio o tews dhmarxos Alimou katebaine tis proanafer8eises skales me to gazon gematos shmademena pentoxiliara apo prostasia pou poulouse. TO totem den astieuetai.
Opoios den exei paei to synistw....alla meta tis 4 mazeuetai o kosmos.

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Και τώρα θα σου πω το μυστικό μου, ένα πολύ απλό μυστικό:
Μόνο με την καρδιά μπορείς να δεις σωστά - αυτό που είναι σημαντικό
τα μάτια το παραβλέπουν.
		Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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