(nil): Nikos Tsekhs (ntsek(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 27 Μάρ 2004 - 15:56:01 EET
- You're the employee of the month at the local Kafeteria and you don't
even work there.
- You will always remember your first Frappe
- You've built a miniature city out of the empty Frappe cans.
- You don't even have the patience to shake the Frappe anymore.
- You can find a shaker in every single room of your home including your
- You introduce your girlfriend as "Glykia me Gala".
- Your dog is named "Frappedaki".
- The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
- Your local Greek store gets a serious buildup of Frappe when you go
away over the weekend.
- You're convinced man can live on Frappe alone.
- You're willing to pay $50 for a Frappe if it's an emergency.
- You start reading a book on the dangers of caffeine.
- You ski uphill.
- Your first-aid kit contains 2 little envelopes of Frappe and of course
- Your personal gold plated shaker is insured by Lloyds of London.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- Nes Cafe owns the mortgage on your house.
- You think Einstein would have been more effective had he just had a
nice cold Frappe.
- Your home is decorated with Frappe cans planted with flowers.
- You speak on the telephone several times a day with a stranger from
South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this
- You sleep with your eyes open.
- You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
- You decide where to take a vacation based on it's distance from the
- Slowly sucking the froth out of a Frappe is the highlight of your day.
- You have a good excuse why you should drink Frappe 20 hours a day.
- People believe your excuse.
- I get a headache if I don't" is your excuse.
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