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Θέμα: Signs of Frappe Addiction



(nil): Nikos Tsekhs (ntsek(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 27 Μάρ 2004 - 15:56:01 EET

          

- You're the employee of the month at the local Kafeteria and you don't
even work there.

- You will always remember your first Frappe

- You've built a miniature city out of the empty Frappe cans.

- You don't even have the patience to shake the Frappe anymore.

- You can find a shaker in every single room of your home including your
car.

- You introduce your girlfriend as "Glykia me Gala".

- Your dog is named "Frappedaki".

- The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

- Your local Greek store gets a serious buildup of Frappe when you go
away over the weekend.

- You're convinced man can live on Frappe alone.

- You're willing to pay $50 for a Frappe if it's an emergency.

- You start reading a book on the dangers of caffeine.

- You ski uphill.

- Your first-aid kit contains 2 little envelopes of Frappe and of course
a shaker.

- Your personal gold plated shaker is insured by Lloyds of London.

- You help your dog chase its tail.

- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

- Nes Cafe owns the mortgage on your house.

- You think Einstein would have been more effective had he just had a
nice cold Frappe.

- Your home is decorated with Frappe cans planted with flowers.

- You speak on the telephone several times a day with a stranger from
South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this
year.

- You sleep with your eyes open.

- You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

- You decide where to take a vacation based on it's distance from the
closest Frappe.

- Slowly sucking the froth out of a Frappe is the highlight of your day.

- You have a good excuse why you should drink Frappe 20 hours a day.

- People believe your excuse.

- I get a headache if I don't" is your excuse.

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