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(nil): George (iatros(@)gmx.de)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 13 Απρ 2004 - 14:13:54 EEST

Miα kai to e8nos mas zei istorikes meres logw Kypriakou,
liga logia monon pros enhmerwsh gia ena allo 8ema e8nikou SYMFERONTOS,
ta xwrika mas ydata kai thn ekmetaleushmh yfalokripida.

Isos den sas einai gnwsto alla:

- H Tourkia exei epektinei ta xwrika ths ydata sto borra kai sto noto
sta 12 milia!!! Sto Aigeo bebaiws ta afise sta 6, ekei etsi ki alliws
den exei tipota na kerdisei, h 3, h 6, h 12 na ta exei.

- H Ellas 8elhse prin apo kamposa xronia na kanei geortish sto Ionio gia
petrelaio ektos twn 6 miliwn kai diamartiri8ike pios; H Albania; H
Italia; Oxi: H Tourkia!!! Akouson, akouson...

- H Germania thn 1.1.97 epektine AMESWS ta ydata ths apo 3 sta 12
milia!!!
- To idio ekanan ki alles xwres opws p.x. o Kanadas.

- H Ellas me psifish tha apodoxhs ths neas die8nhs symbaseos / neo
die8nes dikaio to 1997, anelaue oles tis ypoxrwseis (eleu8erh dieleush
ksenwn pliwn klp.)
kai den efarmwse to monon dikaiwma pou dinh h syn8hkh:
Na epektinei ta ydata kai ton analogo ypo8alasio xwro sta 12 milia...
Kseroume oloi to giati, apeilh polemou apo tourkikh e8nosyneleush klp.

- Giati den epektinoume ta ydata toulaxiston sta 10 milia, na mhn exoume
to problhma twn parabiasewn tou F.I.R.? H gnwsth dikaiologia ths
Tourkias einai oti den mporei to F.I.R. na einai megalytero twn xwrikwn
ydatwn. Mono sthn ellada ysxyei auto kai einai "e8imiko dikaio".

- Giati estw den epektinoume ta ydata ths mh nysiotikhs Elladas sta 12
milia? (san prwto bhma). Pios mporei na antimilisei? Kai me ti moutra?
Kai pios 8elei na mpei sthn E.E.????? As to ekmetaleutoune oi dikoi mas.

Miliste me to bouleuth sas!!!!!!!!

- Kati allo: Telos tou xronou A8hna kai Ankara 8eloun na
"diapragmateutoun" thn gnwsth yfalokripida. Gnwrizete oti an
epektinoume ta ydata sta 12 mila, (sxedwn) den ti8etai pleon 8ema
yfalokripidas, giati 8a einai etsi ki alliws dikia mas?????? Fainetai
omws, pws oi dikoi mas, gia na mhn fwnaksoun oi "mamades twn poulakiwn
tous" pou einai sto strato, eimaste diate8hmenoi na dwsoume ston kaisara
oti den einai tou kaisara.

Mono gia plyroforhsh: apo ekei pou teleiwnoun ta 12 milia kai 200 milia
pera, exei h ka8e xwra to APOKLISTIKO DIKAIWMA ekmetaleushs tou
ypo8alasiou ploutou (Psaria, Petrelaia klp.) An h yfalokripida (mexri
ba8ous 200 metrwn) einai megalytery twn 200 miliwn, to dikaiwma
epektinetai sta 350 nautika milia, alla me periorismous kai ypoxrewseis.
Ola auta meta thn 01.01.1997.

- sth die8nh diplwmatia fainetai pws pernaei o tsampoukas, ki as mhn
exeis to DIE8NES DIKAIO me to meros sou. As prostrexoun sto dikastirio
oi tourkalades, an den symfwnoun. Alla to kalytero paradigma h Kypros
kai to pws allaksan gnwmh oi ths U.N.O. twra prin 2 bdomades. Mono pros
skepshn sto pou ftanei h kakomoiria kai o oxaderfismos, akoma kai twra
pou mas exoun anaggh oi tourkokyprioi gia na mpoun sthn agwra ergasias
ths E.E. afou peinane...

Kala na eimaste,
Geia, Giwrgos

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