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Θέμα: Re: Was Jesus a greek???



(nil): Eugenios (ugene(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 20 Απρ 2004 - 23:51:42 EEST

ρε παιδιά, αυτό το ανέκδοτο πρέπει να είναι πάνω από 2000 έτη παλιό... :P

(ας προσθέσουμε κάτι)

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS HAD ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE:

1. Nobody ever understood him.
2. His memory capacity was way before his time.
3. His OS wasn't very reliable (he kept on calling himeself God).

Ευγένιος

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From: "George" <iatros(@)gmx.de>
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Subject: JotD... Was Jesus a greek???

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.

2. He never held a steady job.

3. His last request was a drink.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus.

2. He was always in trouble with the law.

3. His mother didn't know who his father was.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He worked in the building trades.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody brother.

2. He had no permanent address.

3. Nobody would hire him.

THREE ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot.

3. He invented a new religion.

AND FINALLY, THE PROOF THAT JESUS WAS GREEK:

. He went into his father's business.

. He lived at home until the age of 33.

. He was sure his mother was a virgin

. His mother was sure he was God

XPISTOS ANESTH

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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Τα αλεξίπτωτα, όπως και τα μυαλά, δουλεύουν καλύτερα όταν είναι ανοιχτά.
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Η Έβελυν (Jokes-Robot(@)ceid.upatras.gr) γράφει :
Εκείνη την ώρα όλος ο κόσμος ήταν δικός μου. καθώς περνούσα από πάνω.
Ελεύθερος από την γη, τα βουνά, τα σύννεφα, μα τόσο αχώριστα συνδεδεμένος
με αυτά.
		Charles Lindbergh
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